Nigel Farage/Trump

Why is Donald Trump so fascinated by Nigel Farage that he had the Governor of Mississippi bring him over to Jackson?

Nigel Farage is everything in a politician that Trump aspires to be but lack the substance and disciplined civility to do so. So he brought along a Hologram Model of himself for the desired effects hopefully.

Trump is mired in admiration of Nigel who was so methodical in adroit displays of facts presentations in dismantling Tony Blair and Gordon Brown when they were respectively Prime Ministers of Great Britain at sessions in the EU Parliament.

Nigel's attacks were so skillful that each PM when excoriated, acquiesced in submission by smiling at the brilliant logic in the attacks and joined in with the rest of the sitting EU Parliament in a mob feeling of entertained amusement. 

Trump, unfortunately, is far off the mark from this Nigel Marque. Trump relies on blatant lies and demeaning name callings. And there is so little time left to the elections for Trump to brush up. So why did Trump bring Nigel over?

I suspect it is to benefit from Nigel's Talisman that had protected Nigel faithfully from incredible disasters!

Nigel was involved in a car crash which nearly cost him a leg. Not only did he recover but married the nurse that looked after him.

Then, Nigel was struck down by testicular cancer and recovered.

Later, Nigel was in a plane crash and survived.

Trump definitely needs to be in the shade of Nigel's Talisman, especially when his balls need to be saved!

A Jolie/Brad Pitt Spat

When news of this nature breaks out, the bitchy juices in all of us break loose into our bloodstream and run amok. So, to feed my salacious frenzy, I rushed to scour the Bitchy Talk Shows (including Man Bitches ones). The words that kept popping out were: shock, shock, shock...sad, sad, sad...

I didn't find it sad or shocking. Maybe a wee little bit that would not last long.

If divorce can be considered a kind of accident, this was an accident waiting to happen. Many capers were staged by the Lady of the family to up end their Celebrity Glitterati. She also had a Karma Debt to repay to Jennifer Aniston. Their combined wealth is rumored to be around $ 1 billion. So when this accident materialized "sad and shock" can hardly come into it.

A really sad and shocking Love Story that was ruthlessly ended was that of Zsuzsi Starkloff and Prince William.

This was a sweet and beautiful Romance between two genuinely caring souls who were deeply in love. This Romance was brutally smashed by a Meteorite from outside of the relationship.

The Meteorite is the Royal House of Windsor currently headed by Queen Elizabeth II and her diabolical husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip.

Zsuzsi was twice divorced just like Mrs Simpson who caused the abdication of King Edward VIII when he married her.

When the Romance came to Prince Philip's knowledge, he tried to intervene to end it but to no success. Mysteriously, soon after, Prince William was killed in a plane crash in 1972 just upon taking off in an Air Race of an Air Show. Zsuzsi was supposed to be sitting next to him in the plane but did not make it to the event.

Prince William was a competent and seasoned pilot. When he took up his posting in the British Foreign Office in Tokyo in the 1960s, he solely piloted his plane of the type used in the Air Race to Tokyo over 16 days and he arrived safely.

Curiously, Princess Diana was so enamored by this Tragic Love Story that she named her first born William - the current Prince William, Duke of Cambridge.

Hauntingly and tragically, Princess Diana died under suspicious circumstances of a conspiracy also in the hands of Prince Philip.

Now this is truly a sad and shocking Love Story that ended. The Jolie/Pitt spat is trivial sensationalism that will further enhance their movie appearance value. They continue to live in profligate luxury. So, don't feel so sad or shocked.